Our SEXY friend

I got the most AMAZING email today for a colleague's going away party next week. It's so priceless, it must be shared in its entirety. Names have been changed to (partially) protect the innocent. This is an absolutely perfect example of the latin culture.. She sure looks great! Whether or not she did a great job is clearly irrelevant (we sure are going to miss those great big breasts around here!).

Here goes:


Yes, it’s true that OUR FRIEND is leaving SAP
She finally said “ENOUGH” to all the corporate crap.
So in her honor we’ll celebrate
Location to be determined but please save the date.

I’m a little bit sad, I’m not going to lie
SAP without OUR FRIEND, I don’t know how we’ll get by.
Her laughter, big boobs and long hair we will miss,
And how she helped build SAP pipeline by simply blowing a kiss!

But OUR FRIEND moves on to much bigger and better,
So let’s drink beer & toast to her resignation letter.
Be warned, my friends, that our night may get out of control,
If I have my way, she’ll end up dancing on a pole!

For those who’d like to get her a gift,
I strongly suggest chocolate and she’ll add you to her “list” ;-)
So join me for some “Ching Ching” at this sexy lady’s official Farewell,
We’ll eat & dance and send her ex-bosses to hell………………………………. (Not You, boss!!)